The Lord's Katrina Prayer
Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done, in New Orleans, and Mobile, and every where else affected by this storm, as it is in heaven. Give us this day their daily bread, and water, and medication, and a dry place to sleep. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive those that rampage with guns, and loot our stores. And lead us not into temptation to complain about the slow response, and the poor planning, but deliver us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.